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hmmm, okay saw bits and pieces of the lost finale….
island moved / freighter explodeded / locke is dead / six make it to island / smug confused
sure i only saw like 6 episodes of the season… but had to immerse myself into confusion by watching this.
every season the finale seems to somehow find a way to exceed my expectations for how head scratching the cliffhanger action the losties takes that makes me comeback for another season.
season 1 = open hatch
season 2 = push button
season 3 = call home
season 4 = move island
season 5 = timetravel island to 1800s
????(rayknowswhati’mtaklinabout)????
or tempelton.
yesterday jen and me had a double disaster film crapfest courtesy of USA and FX (of course, the prime cable suspects for serving up late night bad movie selections.)
The first was the cheap Hallmark made for TV movie sequel, this should give you the feeling of the horrors to come. 10.5 Apocalypse is like your average earthquake disaster on steroids. Because apparently this earthquake really hates America as it goes around THE ENTIRE COUNTRY like fucking Grand Funk Railroad on tour and tears up most of the country.And the effects looked laughable, i mean when you have the freaking Hoover damn explode, and it looks like it was made out of foamboard and and mathboxes what else can you do but almost throw up your Coke. As bad as the actual movie was the most hilarious part was the camera movement, there were so many zooms and quick pans, even when people where talking on the phone. I guess the director wanted shit to be intense. here’s a clip
fuck you, George Washington.
HIGHLIGHTS: Beau Bridges is the president… need i say more.
The second film was the idiotic and scientifically mindraping maserpiece THE CORE. You know the one where by some far flung impossibility, the earth’s core stops moving; therefore causing the world’s magnetic field to stop working. You know the plot sounds stupid enough already, but when you type it … wow, how much acid did the screenwriters drop to come up that? I mean its easy to write an earthquake movie, but it takes a near lunatic to come up with this disaster schlock that seems to willingly take all scientific thought and use it too wipe its ass with it… i’m almost convinced that this was conceived as a sort of meta spoof on the sometimes far flung disaster genre plots of the 90’s like Armageddon and that other meteorite one, but maybe i’m making too much of it.
HIGHLIGHTS: Kid being traumatized by dying pigeons, singing whales, and magic cellphone whistle test
first i was wtf. then i went on the internets… oh shit. i had no idea
this existied, is this suppose to be a riff on rifftrax?? Joel & the Mads. sweet!!!
whens the big reunion gonna happen??
oh man, and the movie “OOZING SKULL” sounds ridiculous already;
whats up with that ghetto Toxic Avenger on the Disc??!
Thanks, Ray. I’ll have to sit down and enjoy this once finals are over (thursday).
ipod screen imploded in on itself. Now all i have is a big ass shuffle! goddamn, Apple your shit sucks… oh well excuse to buy the new ipod video / cheesegrater coming out…now.
really crazy video for Justice, (think Daft Punk, sans robots and more disco-y) track Stress. Kinda like Children of Men meets GTA in France… with leather jackets. Hoodlums, is that what they’re called in Europe? Who cares the video is cool.
In fact pretty much all the Justice music videos are a slice of graphic awesomeness:
the t-shirt madness of D.A.N.C.E
and the 80’s logos of D.V.N.O
oh man, when did the band become such a parody of itself…
oh thats right 1996, can’t wait for the chartreuse album in 2010
what two post within fuckin’ minutes of each other… what???!! well just saw mike’s comment bout the greatest comic book ever created (well don’t know if its that, but it is a damn compelling story) and had to write this up.
I first read this when i was going to cerritos, i skipped out on a class and went to the borders, which i remember was quite a walk and picked this up (along with Neil Young – Harvest cd, at the Borderrific price of 9.99 ) got home and read it over two days. Holy Fuck. I don’t wanna say it was life changing, or shit like that but it did affect me somehow. There’s so much packed into that comic, I still don’t get it all. Its a good complex story, great character study and thought provoking to say the least. And oh yeah the ending is a total mindfuck.
Mike, do yourself a favor go get it; or knowing you this, the Absolute Edition. comes in a nice slipcase and is oversized (11×17) like that Walking Dead collection and apparently is out-o-print. But of course you find anything at comic-con; for a ridiculous price. oh and pick me one up too, i’ll pay you later. maybe. looks really cool.
oooh red string…fancy.
oh and the movies gonna suck balls, there’s no way it could live up to this.
